How to Become the Most Perfect Getaway Driver

Updated on January 8, 2017
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A Former Getaway Driver Speaks Out

I spoke to a former getaway driver (who wishes to remain anonymous). He claims to have been the wheelman to an armored truck robbery back in the 80's. He claims to have gotten away, but still ended up getting caught & arrested not more than a week later.

He does NOT recommend that anyone become a getaway driver, that it's not only illegal but you can be responsible for causing a lot of damage, hurting or even possibly killing someone and/or yourself.

I knew this guy for some time and I knew he did time for an "armor car job", but what I didn't know was that he was the getaway driver.

I found this out almost three weeks ago and I have been wanting to ask him questions about it ever since. I wanted to ask questions just so I could write this article you're reading right now, but I just didn't know how to approach him.

So I finally did - last Saturday.

Asking a Former Getaway Driver the Right Questions

I just nonchalantly walked up to him and asked him how he became the getaway driver. He just said that he had the right idea, but just went about it the wrong way.

It was the summer months during the 80's and he was a junkie—plain and simple. His mind wasn't right, he wasn't doing right and he needed the money. He and his friends got the desperate idea that they could actually knock over establishments for quick cash and get away with it—and they did!

They would steal a car from another county (Newton County Indiana more than likely), and would drive back to Gary, Indiana, and rob liquor stores, gas stations, and even drunk patrons leaving a bar or tavern.

After a night of robbing and stealing, they would just park the car in a neighborhood before sunrise.

This went on for months.

Getaway Driver Rule #1

  • Never use a getaway car that can be registered back to you OR anyone you know - anyone!

Always use a stolen car that has been stolen THAT day; even better would be right before. Use a vehicle that does NOT draw attention to itself. The five BEST colors for getaway cars are:

  1. Dark blue
  2. Brown
  3. Grey
  4. Green
  5. White

Never use black, red or yellow.

He laughed when I asked which car he preferred to steal before needing it as a getaway car.
"A fast one," was the reply on that one.

This isn't a video game, getaway cars aren't flashy. You're not going to steal some "gear head's" hot rod out of his garage or driveway, because it'll be reported stolen 10 minutes after your gone, or you just won't be able to bypass the thousand dollar alarm system (or a $500 pit bull).

A simple, dependable, domesticated looking family car.

If he were a getaway driver today he said that a getaway car that had a sticker that read "soccer mom" or "proud parent" on the back window or bumper would be a nice touch.

STATION WAGONS work best, in case you need to use the rear of the station wagon as a battering ram. NEVER use the front of ANY vehicle to use as a battering ram, you'll mess up the engine - and you need that.

The rear of the vehicle is better to use as a battering ram, but still be careful, your back tires, rims and rear-end are back there, and they're kind of important too.

Truth is, you NEVER want to use your getaway vehicle as a battering ram, but if you have to, a station wagon works best.

Choose a Dependable Getaway Car

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Drive Seriously and Safe when in a getaway car. Most getaway cars get spotted because they're not driving safely and seriously and are probably speeding.

DRIVE FAST BUT DON'T SPEED, this may sound like an oxymoron (and it sort of is) but wait. This means don't speed, but get to where you're going, which more than likely is anywhere but where you're at...right?

Stop completely at stop signs, do the speed limit, and NEVER drive through a yellow light.

DRIVE SOBER & PROPER and never get involved with some idiot who has "road rage". These people will draw attention to you quicker than shit. It's best to just let the asshole drive by without any complications. It's better for everybody.

SIT CLOSE & WEAR YOUR SEATBELT PROPERLY and get comfortable in the short amount of time you're going to be driving this getaway car.

Adjust your mirrors properly, make sure all the lights and signals work, and always make sure you have plenty of gas.

It'll be just your luck if an hour after you get away, you get pulled over because a turn signal doesn't work.

That's another reason you don't ever want to use your getaway car as a battering ram.

Driving the Getaway Car

Everybody's in; everybody's job is done but yours - now get to work!

You immediately take off. NEVER squeal your tires like you see in the movies, but you need to get going. Take as many turns as you can and go as straight ahead as you can (another oxymoron, I know).

If there are four of you, it's best if the people in the back lay low. Authorities will be looking for three people—not two. It's better to have a passenger to sit shotgun, just so it looks as though you have reason to be out driving.

A common practice would be to park the stolen getaway car at a park or public pool. A place where no video cameras is best. Then when everybody gets out, just look natural and walk away. Notice your surroundings and always be alert.

Getaway Driver Rule #2

  • Never wear a hat or sunglasses, or look nervous, agitated or scared. Drive with one hand and with your arm stretched over the passenger seat—meaning, look casual but don't overdo it.

Drivers who look happy and are smiling are less likely to be considered a suspect—sometimes.

The Chase


The Odds are NOT in your Favor.

You will NEVER outrun the radio.

If the authorities get on your ass right away, you need to act fast! You need to bail out immediately, if not sooner!

Shit happens. You know this, and now the authorities are closing in on your ass.

The only information I have regarding a chase is to go down a side street, park the getaway car in the middle of the street, and run your ass off. Make the authorities get out of their cars and pursue you on foot. Your chances of escaping have just increased—not much, but to more than where they were a second ago.

Taking Turns at High Speed

Eluding the authorities is next to impossible. The longer you stay on the road running from the authorities, the more the chance you're going to get caught & arrested or worse - killed.

Taking turns at high speeds can be downright dangerous, but there is a secret at taking turns at high speeds. When turning, turn hard, then turn back into the turn to prevent spinning out. Practicing this very important method is necessary because it will be a turn that you will use if you're ever being pursued.


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      Sagar 3 years ago

      Hey, you're the goto extrep. Thanks for hanging out here.

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      Peter Geekie 4 years ago from Sittingbourne

      Dear Jamespeters,

      An interesting new career, but perhaps with a high price. I think on reflection just a good book will be sufficient.

      Kind regards Peter