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How to Get Home From a Party Safely If You're Too Drunk to Drive


Peace, harmony, and lifelong learning are Liz's passions. She's outspoken on education and childhood and is an activist in local politics.

If you've been drinking, don't even think of driving!

If you've been drinking, don't even think of driving!

'Tis the Season to Party Hearty!

The winter holidays are among the most popular celebrations and excuses for parties. Many of these shindigs involve imbibing a fair amount of alcoholic beverages—oftentimes, far too many.

We hear over and over again the usual cautions, yet for some, the warnings fall on the deaf ears of those afflicted with 'selective hearing.' They always think the cautions apply to 'the other guy,' and not to themselves.

Sadly, many learn the hard way that is not the case, and pay the final price. Even worse, many of these people take out innocents who also happen to be on the road, or even those who may be riding in the car with them! Please, folks: don't ride with anyone who has been drinking!

Below follows a listing of all the options I can think of that are available to let you party to your heart's content and still get home safely to your loved ones.

1. Call a Taxicab

You can either call a cab at the start of the evening, and another to go home, or you can leave your car locked up where you parked, and call a cab to get home. All you have to do is make arrangements to pick up your car the following day.

Be aware that there may be a wait for taxis on these days, as thousands of other folks are doing the exact same thing.

Note: Some taxi companies offer free rides for drunks on holidays as well. Call the cab company you want to use, and inquire.

Don't let this happen to you! Or anyone else on the road!

Don't let this happen to you! Or anyone else on the road!

2. Take a Limousine

While this is a pricey, luxury option, what the heck! It's only once or twice a year, right? If you're partying with a group of friends, you can split the cost between you.

Travel will be more comfortable, and the limo driver will pick you up again at an agreed-upon time, or simply wait for your party to be over, depending upon whether you have arranged for just a few hours or rented for the entire evening. Renting for the evening is probably the best option if your plan includes bar-hopping.

Limos usually have room for more people than a taxi, and your group can start enjoying the evening together, instead of waiting for everyone to show up at different times, as would happen if everyone drove their own cars.

3. Find a Designated Driver

This is yet another option. Not that you are asking someone to forego the festivities, but rather, ask for a volunteer. This might be a person who does not care for liquor and drinking, and simply likes to go out with friends.

Many bars and party venues offer no-charge soft drinks all evening for designated drivers.

4. Look Into Ride Services (e.g. Lyft and Uber)

Relatively new to the scene are the private ride services. Unlike a taxi, for which you have to call and wait, the ride services will route the nearest available driver to your location, and wait time is minimal. Reservations are also available. It's all arranged through an app on your smart phone.

Other benefits to the ride services include door-to-door service, like a taxi, but with cheaper rates. You can have a private ride, or you can share the ride with others going the same direction, and split the cost.

5. Subscribe to an Auto Club (AAA)

Some of the membership auto-clubs, such as AAA, will offer a free ride home and tow your car home as well if you've partied a bit too much. Some will provide the service even to non-members for free.

Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: From 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. on New Year's Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE (You don't even have to be an AAA member!).

Save this number: 1-800-222-4357

6. Get a Ride With the Police

Most folks don't relish an encounter with the boys in blue. However, during this time of year, many police departments will give you a free ride home if you are too drunk to drive.

They are only too happy to provide this service, as it helps to prevent accidents, and the bonus is, you stay out of jail and don't get a ticket, or have your car impounded—all very expensive complications.

The trick to this one is to call and get the ride before you even think of getting into your car, so you don't get to ride in the paddy wagon instead! Call your local police department a day or two prior to your party and find out if they offer this service. Many do, but only on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.

Please Be Courteous to Your Ride Drivers

If you know that you usually get truly wasted when partying, then it would be common courtesy to pre-pack a small plastic trash bag in your pocket or purse.

If you get sick from your indulgences, it's really nasty to barf all over whichever vehicle you've chosen for your transport. It's even worse if you 'share' that accident with others in your party.

Even worse than a puke is a group puke! Many people have a weak stomach for this sort of thing, and seeing or smelling it is enough to cause them to respond in kind. This effect is magnified several-fold in those who have been drinking heavily.

Why Do People Drunk Drive?

It is truly a shame, as there as so very many alternatives. What is it? Pride? Shame? Do they think they are less impaired? Or do they know they are impaired, but still believe they can drive just as well as at any other time?

Or maybe instead, they are embarrassed to admit they've had too much to drink, and risk driving anyway so "no one will know" that they got drunk. They'll think they'll just quietly slip in the back door, and no one will be the wiser.

Unfortunately, they often instead slip into a coffin.

Party on the Safe Side!

Party on, but please stay safe. Use any one or combination of these available options to get home to your loved ones . . . every time you party!

The life you save may not only be your own, but mine—or someone else's loved one. I want you all to be around for next year!

© 2016 Liz Elias


Shauna L Bowling from Central Florida on January 10, 2017:

I don't go out on New Years Eve or any night I plan on drinking, for that matter. My neighbors and I party in the yard. That way, we don't have to drive, the drinks are free, potties are clean and all we have to do is stumble across the property line to arrive safely at home.

Liz Elias (author) from Oakley, CA on January 09, 2017:

Thank you, teaches12345; I agree. We don't go out on the roads on any holiday, for that matter. I'm glad you liked the article.

Dianna Mendez on January 07, 2017:

Good pointers for those who party on New Years. I avoid partying on this day and enjoy the safety of my home but this is good information to keep in mind for those who venture out.

Liz Elias (author) from Oakley, CA on January 04, 2017:

Hahaha, Nell! That's the whole thing: they offer the service so you can call them first, and avoid being tossed in the clink! (An expression I've not heard in ages! )

Nell Rose from England on January 04, 2017:

I did laugh about lets phone a cop and ask him for a drunken lift! LOL! not sure if they do that over here! I bet I would end up in the clink! Great advice Lizzy!

Liz Elias (author) from Oakley, CA on December 31, 2016:

Thanks, Au fait--I know--that is a bit irritating, isn't it?!

We don't party either. Good night to stay home and watch DVDs!

I'm glad you liked the article, and I do hope those who need to will read it. ;)

C E Clark from North Texas on December 31, 2016:

Can't believe I must sign in AGAIN even though I am already signed in.

I'm not a party girl, never was, but I know lots of people who party on New Year's Eve, so this could be very helpful and useful to those people tonight. Better to read while they can still understand what they're reading -- ;)

Lots of good ideas here that most people don't think of. I hope we (everyone around the country and the world) will have a safe celebration tonight. Happy New Year to you DzyMsLizzy!

Liz Elias (author) from Oakley, CA on December 28, 2016:

@ billybuc--Agreed! We don't go out on the road on holidays, either, and especially not on NYE! We stay home and make a racket at midnight to wake up the neighbors! LOL (just kidding). We're usually up that late anyway, so in many ways, it's just another day for us.

@ FlourishAnyway--Thanks so much; I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it. I know what you mean about it being 'too easy.' I have an over-sensitive gag reflex, and a very weak stomach...it's hard for me to clean up after the cats when they throw a hairball! ;)

@ always exploring--I know--it is SO sad to see the holiday stats about this. Not that the holidays are the only time these things happen, but it's worse at this time of year, I believe...or so it seems. A very sad story you shared...it hits me in the gut every time I see a story about a young person's life being cut short. I'm glad you liked the article; I only hope I'm not just preaching to the choir.

@ Larry Rankin--Yes, it does! Thanks so much for stopping by!

Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on December 28, 2016:

Being safe over the holidays helps everyone.

Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on December 28, 2016:

This is such an important topic, one that destroys lives every year. We just had a beautiful nineteen year old girl killed when a drunk driver hit her car head on driving on the wrong side of the interstate. I'm sure he was just a young man who made a terrible mistake, but he will serve time in prison. I feel sad for them both. All of you suggestions are great. Thank you for sharing this timely reminder..

FlourishAnyway from USA on December 28, 2016:

Good suggestions that save lives. I laughed about the puke and group puke. I don't drink but I do vomit easily, sometimes just from coughing too hard. Yuck.

Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on December 28, 2016:

We don't party, and I certainly don't go out on New Year's Eve. That's amateur night and I never felt safe on the roads on that night....having said all that, your suggestions are all good ones. Here's hoping this is a safe holiday season on the roads. Happy New Year my friend.

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