Dumb Mistakes RV Owners Wish They Had Not Made
People who own and travel in RVs (including my husband and me) make some terrible errors. Some are funny—others, not so much. These true stories of travel gone bad tell it all. They may seem stupid, but those I tell about here happen to many people, and some are not as ridiculous as they may seem. All, of course, are behaviors people who made them would like to forget, but here's the kicker: lots of people have these issues more than once!
True But Sad Travel Tales
When you travel as much as I have, you see people do many things that are the result of clumsiness, lack of planning, common sense or just plain not paying attention. The worst one I ever saw was the man who cut a turn too short at a truck stop gas pump and set his RV as well as the pumps on fire! There is no doubt that he wished, at that moment, that he had taken a safe driver's course! The stories get better because the results are not quite as dramatic, but if you own a coach, hopefully you will learn some lessons from them! I know I have.
Buying the Wrong Camper
A husband and wife that had recently purchased a fold out camper were taking their first vacation with it. Since it only opened on one side, when the couple (who both were good sized people), climbed into bed, they soon found themselves lying on the ground. The entire camper had tipped over onto the side that carried their weight, and they had to literally climb out of bed! For the rest of the trip, one slept in the bed, and the other slept on the floor in a sleeping bag. When they got home, they traded the camper for one that folded out on both sides!
No Dinner Tonight
An older couple had a lovely camping spot right beside a rushing river in a national park campground. The wife was, shall we say, "plump," and the husband was tall and lanky, but relatively slender.
The wife set the table for the evening feast, while the husband handled the grill work. The table was loaded down with meat, corn, potato salad, fresh vegetables, condiments, pies, cookies, coffee and iced cold drinks. When it came time to eat, the wife sat down first, but unfortunately did not pay attention to the fact that the picnic table was sitting on a slant. She, of course, sat on its lower side.
Before the husband could take his seat, the entire table tipped over backwards, wife and all. Most of the food landed on her, and she landed on her ample behind with her feet still under the table! The husband fell into a fit of laughter, while the wife fumed and tried to wipe the mess off her lap. Dinner that night consisted of Spam sandwiches, and the rest, as they say, is history!
Look Before You Leap
A family was settling in for the night in their trailer.Their German Shepherd suddenly started barking and running back and forth through their coach. The husband assumed someone outside was sneaking around and let the dog out the front door. He followed close behind with a baseball bat in hand.
Within 30 seconds both the dog and the husband jumped back into the RV. The husband quickly slammed the door closed behind them. The person they thought was up to no good was actually a skunk, and although the man and the dog returned unscathed, they had barely escaped an encounter of the worst kind with their intruder!
The Ambitious Table Setter
Then there's the one about the woman who tried to carry too much food from her motor home to the picnic table. She put all of it on a tray and thought this would help her to maneuver its five tall steps.
Her plan failed, and she fell butt over teakettle out of the motor home as food went flying in every direction. From that point on, she handed lightly loaded trays to someone at the foot of the steps instead of trying to carry heavy and awkward ones herself.
The Case of the Disappearing Steps
New motor home owners were on a summer trip to the western US. When they drove away from their camping spot, they forgot to close their electric stairs. The steps hit an orange highway construction cone and were knocked right off the RV.
The pair spent the rest of their vacation entering and leaving the coach with a ladder they had been smart enough to carry with them until they could get to a dealership that would replace the broken steps. Too bad they weren't using checklists that remind them about what they should do prior to leaving camp!
The Runaway Awnings
Most people know it is important to secure their awnings, but when my husband I didn't to this on one of our vacations we were shocked to see a big wind grab ours, and fling it backwards over the top of our fifth wheel. After that experience we always used awning anchors like the ones shown here to protect ourselves from the type of problem we had that day.
Another time we forgot to secure our main awning for travel, and shortly after we started to drive along the interstate, we heard honking horns and some banging. The awning had come loose on one side, was hanging half way down the side of our fifth wheel and was swinging wildly in the breeze!
Then there was the time we did not know enough to slant our front awning so that rain water would run off. during a downpour. The awning began to sag from the weight of the rain and finally broke free completely from the roller that connected it to our coach.
Men love to wear those duck billed caps, and for most things, they really are good to have. However, one guy who was wearing one forgot he had been stooping down directly beneath the arm of his awning. When he stood up, he hit his head on it and was knocked right on his butt. He quickly learned that when you work around the outside of your unit, you'd be wise to either take your hat off or turn it around backwards so that you can see what is above you!
How to Avoid Making Some of These Mistakes
If you want to keep from making these and other mistakes, here are a few things you can do:
- Keep roof vents closed to help prevent permanent water damage, mildew and mold. when you are not in your RV unless vents have a protective cover.
- Always make sure your steps are in before driving out onto a road.
- Keep black water tanks closed while parked in a campground to keep them from getting stopped up. Empty them once each day.
- Tilt awnings to allow water to run off of them to avoid ruining the awning in heavy downpours.
- Do a "walk around" of your RV before leaving a campsite to make sure all basement storage doors are closed and locked and all belongings are packed.
- Always carry a spare tire when you travel.
- Make sure your antenna is down when you leave your campsite.
- Close all windows when you are not inside of the RV to protect against break ins and water damage.
- Raise window blinds to their highest level while moving to avoid breakage.
- Use awning tie downs when camping to protect the longest one from wind damage.
- Check refrigerator and heating vents for ant and wasp nests as well as rust build up and clean them out as needed.
- make sure engine filters are clean before you travel.
- Test your air conditioner to make sure it works.
- Test your brake lights and turn signals before every trip.
- Do a sniff test for odors, trace their source and eliminate them as soon as possible.
- check and maintain your roof regularly.
Hopefully, We Learn From Our Mistakes
Had enough? You may not believe these things really happened, but every story here is true. The moral of each one is that people who own and travel in recreational vehicles often make ridiculous errors.
While some of these stories are funny, the others are not anything to laugh about because the errors people made were either expensive, dangerous or both.
The lessons in every one of them, however, are the same: learn how to do things the right way and pay attention to what you are doing if you want to avoid damaging yourself or your recreational vehicle.
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If you own an RV, have you ever made any of the mistakes mentioned in this article?
This article is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge. Content is for informational or entertainment purposes only and does not substitute for personal counsel or professional advice in business, financial, legal, or technical matters.
© 2013 Sondra Rochelle