Top 10 Ugliest Cars From the 1980s (Funny)
Top 10 Ugly Cars of the 80's
As an '80s survivor I feel it's my civic duty to the children of the world to raise awareness of the ugliness that was the 1980s. More to the point to I would like to highlight and bring to the surface what used to be considered fashionable and practical modes of transportation.
If you don't know your history you are doomed to repeat it, and I refuse to drive a teal Ford Escort...again..
If you like this article feel free to check out my article on The Ugliest Cars of the 1970s .
1985 Chevrolet Cavalier - Ugly Car #1
The first car I ever bought was a 1985 Chevy cavalier. It cost me $500 dollars and I bought it from nuns. We called it the, "Nun Runner".
Well I got just what I paid for. This car was constantly breaking down on me. My high school Auto Shop teacher was thrilled. While everyone else was changing anti freeze I was replacing front axles, radiators and CV joints. I was his favorite student.
And one time a couple of friends of mine left a rotting whopper in the back seat of my disabled vehicle while it was sitting securely on a lift inside the school. I don't miss this car. Mine was blue, but almost as rusty. I guess one reason there were so many brown Chevy cars in the 80's is because it was less obvious when they inevitably rusted out.
1983 AMC Eagle 4X4 Station Wagon - Ugly Car #2
Oh so many things wrong with this picture. While the idea of having a four wheel drive station wagon entices my reckless side one has to wonder about the practicality of this vehicle.
And now a word on wood paneling. It doesn't look good in your home and it has absolutely no place on the outside of your car. Who was the first manufacturer to do this? Who said, "Boy we sure have a great product here. You know what would make it even better? Wood paneling. We'll appeal to all the high falootin lumberjacks moguls."
However, it was good cop camouflage. I never once got pulled over while driving my wood paneled Chrysler Grand Caravan when I was in college.
1985 Chrysler Lebaron - Ugly Car #3
Behold the boxy mediocrity of the 1985 Chrysler Lebaron. Once again showcasing the wood paneled craze of the 80's. This car was built in a time before wind tunnels. Convertible models came with a flimsy cloth/ vinyl hybrid material on the roof. That's right you heard me a cloth roof. I'm no car designer, but common sense dictates that a flimsy cloth roof should not be your first choice for something that's going on the exterior of a car.
My best friend in high school that had one of these Chrysler cars. The roof was full of tiny holes near all the windows. Eventually the heat in the car went out shortly after we left for a 3 1/2 hour trip to Kalamazoo in a snowstorm. We stopped about every 20 minutes to warm up. I think we rolled into K-zoo around 3am.
Are we in agreement that this is one uggggly ride?
1981 Mercury Cougar - Ugly Car #4
I don't know if this car is incredibly ugly or just agonizingly plain. It's a little of both I suppose. When taking in the curves and grace that is the 1981 Mercury Cougar experience you have to wonder what the inspiration was for the designers of this majestic vehicle. My guess is Rockford Files, Sanka and endless cartons of Kools.
I can't say for a fact that this is a smoking vehicle, but I think these came standard with plaid bean bag ashtrays. I just know there's on inside this car that's overflowing with butts.
1982 Chevette - Ugly Car #5
The 1981 Chevette is a car that screams why bother. These vehicles were wildly popular in the 80's. It seemed like every other car on the road was one of these little boxy rust buckets.
I used to get driven to Catechism with a friend who's Dad would pick us up in a rusted out Chevette. The driver's side seat belt had long since been ripped out of the car and was replaced with a short belt fashioned out of nylon rope. Cutting edge 80's car safety technology.
We used to peel the floor mats back and drop junk through the hole in the floor that had rusted out in the back seat. I still see these relics of the Regan era every great once an a while.
1980 Chevrolet Citation - Ugly Car #6
Ironically named the Citation this vehicle doesn't look like it could even reach a top speed fast enough to actually get a citation. Reminiscent of a giant blue snail this uninspired hunk of metal should earn you a citation for driving it in public.
Just looking at this car gives me a headache. Oh and look...this one has a flat tire?
1980 Aston Martin Lagonda - Ugly Car #7
The 1980 Aston Martin Lagonda is proof that even fine automobile manufacturers can also make some flaming turds. Normally Aston Martin is on top of their game when it comes to luxury vehicles, but they really dropped the ball with this stepped on this offering. It looks like someone was trying to smash this car at a junk yard and pulled it out of the steely claws of the car compactor in time to leave it smooshed and distorted.
1987 Dodge Charger - Ugly Car #8
This Dodge Car the 1987 Dodge Charger is trying hard to beat the 83 Mustang below in an ugly car contest and it's giving it a run for the money. I'm not really sure what the designers in the 80's were thinking when it came to car colors. The best I can figure is that they were all shipped in from an eastern block country or were color blind.
1983 Ford Mustang - Ugly Car #9
I know, let's take the classic Ford Mustang and make it look as much like an Escort as possible. And how about we paint it two separate shades of brown. Nothing says "fast" like burnt umber.
The 1983 Ford Muscort is a fine example of a classic Ford vehicle that was abused by a Tab-fueled, Thompson-Twin-listening, Rubiks-cube-solving uninspired society that gave us leg warmers and Paula Abdul.
1981 Yugo - Ugly Car #10
The crap de resistance. What can I say about this car that it isn't already screaming itself? It's small, boxy and ugly but cheap. Hence the appeal for this pillbox of a car.
It reminds me of the sassy new Mexican import that's made out of clay. The first car to break the $179 barrier. The Adobe, the car made out of clay.
What's The Ugliest Car? - Who wins?
Out of the 10 abominations above which ride is the ugliest?
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I don’t know why the Aston Martin is on this page??.
@ Shashonker My first car was a hand-me-down rusted '76 Datsun B10. The '85 Subaru XT coupe was and still is one of my favorite cars. Thanks for the memories! :)
Not funny
This so-called article is so laden with errors that I wish to correct.
1. The author claims that auto designers didn't implement the use of wind tunnels in the '80s. WRONG! If he bother to do a little research he'd find that as far back as the late 1920's Chrysler was using wind booths, the precursor to modern wind tunnels, in development of the 1934 Chrysler Airflow. Chrysler used a more modern approach of wind tunnel use on the 1969 Dodge Daytona, 1970 Plymouth Superbird and the 1971 Plymouth Satellite. Ford was experimenting with wind tunnels in the '60s and designed the 1970 Torino largely influenced by wind tunnel design. The late '70s is when wind tunnel testing was catapulted in the auto industry and the rest is history.
2. The Yugo wasn't a brand sold in the US until 1986, NOT 1981 as stated. Again, a simple Gogle search would provide.
3. What is the significance of singling out the 1981 Chevrolet Chevette? The Chevette was released in 1976 mid year and only received moderate styling changes throughout the entire run. The most noticeable was the restyling of the Chevette's rear in 1980 with new tail lights and a flush fitting rear window. So why the 1981 model that differed only in color and minor trim changes from 1980?
3. The Aston Martin Lagonda was introduced in 1974 and ended production in 1990. Why is a 1980 model singled out? Lagondas were beautiful machines that had their mechanical and electrical quirks. Anyone who says that the Lagonda is ugly is obviously a taste deficient bloke.
4. The Fox Body Ford Mustang pictured as a 1983 model is WRONG. And why single out the 1983 model? Dumb! The Mustang pictured is a 1980-82 model judging by the black headlamp bezels. 1983 Mustangs had completely different front and rear end designs. Again, a simple Google search would provide that information. Besides, Fox Body Mustangs and Capris are NOT ugly automobiles.
5. GM's 1980-1985 X Bodies were not ugly cars. They were mechanically junk, but not ugly.
6. Why is only the 1987 model year Shelby Dodge Charger pictured as an "ugly" car? The model was built between 1984-1987 and looked largely the same for those model years. Why only the 1987? I will attest to these cars not being the prettiest, but there are many more automobiles that looked worse. Although those Chargers were poorly built and had questionable reliability.
7. You show a 1983 American Motors Eagle wagon in your "ugly" list. Why only the 1983 model? The Eagle was built between 1980-1988 and had only minor tweaks performed styling wise over the model's run. The only AMC Eagles that were truly ugly were the 2 door sedans with the gigantic landau vinyl roofs. Those were built in 1980-1983. The wagons looked the best, and are still good looking cars.
8. What does the 1981 Ford Granada and Mercury Cougar sedan designs have to do with The Rockford Files? Pretty weird.
9. The Chrysler LeBaron Town and Country convertible debuted in the fall of 1983 as a 1984 model, not 1985 as stated. Please do your homework and research properly. I agree though that these LeBarons are very ugly cars, and they were junk mechanically as well.
10. The Chevrolet Cavalier debuted in the spring of 1981 as an '82 model. Why then do you single out a 1985 model which looks largely like prior model years except for a different front end? Besides the Cavalier wasn't what I'd call a truly ugly car. Typical GM junk, but not in a sense ugly.
If you want to jog your mind and recall some automobiles that were truly ugly in the 1980's here is a list of what really qualifies.
1. The mid '80s Nissan Pulsar coupe
2. 1985 Subaru XT
3. Early '80s Toyota Starlet
4. 1982-1985 Toyota Celica coupe
5. 1984-1988 Pontiac Fiero, except for the1987-1988 GT models
6. 1986 GM E Bodies; Eldorado, Riviera and Toronado
7. 1980-1985 Cadillac Seville
8. 1980-1982 Ford Thunderbird and Mercury Cougar
9. Early 1980's Datsun/Nissan 210 and 310
10. 1980-1983 Lincoln Continental Mark VI
11. 1984-1987 Lincoln Continental sedan
12. 1985 Cadillac Sedan de Ville (front wheel drive model)
13. 1983-1987 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS (especially the aero coupes)
14. 1986-1987 Pontiac Grand Prix 2+2
15. 1984 Honda Civic (especially the hatchback)
16. Mid 1980's Honda Wagovans and Toyotas Tercel wagon
If I applied myself more vigilantly I could come up with more '80s vehicles truly deserving of the ugly labeling.
Aston, eagle, and charger shouldn't be on the list. Love those cars!
hehehehe wood paneling. Good lens
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@norma-holt: Thanks so much for blessing my lens. Cheers
A new blessing on this lovely lens and may you have a wonderful, successful and happy 2013. Hugs
Great photos of some truly ugly cars. I drove a Ford Pinto in the early eighties. It was not exactly a chick magnet, know what I mean? And while it was not quite as ugly as the ones you have in your list, it would have definitely earned a spot in the next ten. Enjoyed your lens.
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@pumpum: We had the Chevette. Thanks for stopping by.
Great lens.And there are some really ugly cars. We had yugo :D
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@kristalulabelle: I may have to make another lens. I've gotten a lot of feedback about cars that should be here. Thanks for stopping by.
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@RhondaAlbom: Thanks I'm so glad you liked it. Thanks for the Blessing and like. Tell a friend.
This was very funny, and a really clever idea. Blessed.
You're right, this is a funny lens! Thanks for that! :)
I really had fun looking through your lens! I agree with all of your ugly vehicle choices! I would add a Honda CRV.
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@LisaMarieGabriel: Nooooooooooooooooooo
I must be really sad - I LIKE wood panelled station wagons :P
Eeew some of those are really ugly cars :)
Funny. Great lens.
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@anonymous: Ha then you feel my pain. The Nun Runner ran like a car that I spent $550 on so I don't share your driving track record.
Oh yeah, I forgot, my Cavalier was named the Cavi-Bomber!
Oh, this is too funny... A 1985 Chevrolet Cavalier was my first car! My dad got it for free actually, he was originally going to trade a guy for one of those really big satellite TV dishes, but the guy gave my dad the car, then never came back to get the dish.
I got the car in 1997 maybe, and it looked EXACTLY like your picture, the color, the rust, and all.
Surprisingly it was a great car other than the looks (lol) of course. It did need a new muffler, everyone could hear me driving to school each day.
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@WriterJanis2: Thanks it was fun to make. I have a couple more ugly car lenses chambered to go up when time allows. Glad you liked it.
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@JoshK47: Thanks so much. Added you to my SquidAngel module. I appreciate it. Feel free to nominate this for LOTD.
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@AnObeseMan: Every generation has it's automotive abominations. What was up with the Pontiac Aztek?
The 70's and 80's were definitely not a good time for nice looking cars. Even the 90's weren't so great.
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@momsfunny: Glad you liked it. Tell everyone you know.
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@artbyrodriguez: I always wanted a bug when I was in high school.
Loved remembering the 1980s cars in your lens. My first car was a Volkswagen Beetle in the early 1960s, standard shift.
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@norma-holt: Thanks so much. Your patronage is appreciated.
This lens sure did make me laugh.
Oh! you picked them right. I couldn't decide on the ugliest one but got a laugh out of some of them. Where was taste in the 80's. Featured on Blessed by Skiesgreen 2012-2. Hugs
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@Heidi Vincent: We still have it. All serious inquiries will be considered. Shall we start a bid? :)
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@shreeve21: Thank you, thank you sir. I have a couple more in this same vein when time permits.
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@curtmaxwall: Ha hah. Not as much as he liked making it. Well he really didn't.
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@Melissa Miotke: Thank you very much. Please tell a friend.
Haha this was really funny!
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@psiloveyou1: Thanks so much. I'm sure I have a pic of the Nun Runner somewhere. I'll have to see if I can find it for this post.
This lens really made me laugh! I wish I had pics of my old cars and my friend's old cars that we rode to school in! Fun lens....sending and Angel Blessing your way :)
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@pawpaw911: Not particularly. As these were my formative years I feel a sense of nostalgia looking at them, but I don't miss them.
It wasn't a very good decade for cars....that's for sure.
Those are definitely ugly cars. I like your comments on them!
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@Nimblepins: Thanks for the kudos Byroni.
A fun lens. I remember these cars and totally agree with their appearance here!
Definitely some ugly ones here - thanks for sharing! Blessed by a SquidAngel!
Very fun lens! I lived during that time but my first car was a 1965 Fastback Mustang....have always loved the classics even in the 1980s! Oh I wish I still had that car today :(
Love your list.
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@LynetteBell: One thing they didn't do to it was perform an exorcism. By the time I'd bought the car it could have used some laying of hands by a member of the cloth. It may not have been haunted, but it sure did feel hexed.
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@DLeighAlexander: Yeah they're a lot more rounded and more slippery looking than their 80's counterparts. Thanks for blessing my humble little lens. :)
Lol, it's amazing what the "gas shortage" and increased gas prices did to the way cars looked. The down-sized Mustang, Cougar, and Charger are proof that ways we come up with to save money are sometimes downright ugly. The 1980s new models created as an "economy" line of cars (the Chevette) were not any prettier. These were just products of that era of saving fuel. Enjoyed the lens. Angel Blessed.
Hilarious well written romp through the 80's auto scrap yard. Thanks! Made my evening!
What on earth did those nuns do to that car!
Um, I'm a bit too young to remember the 80s, but I kinda like the old boxy design of the cars :D I kinda feel nostalgic... (don't know why, really - maybe because I watched 80s movies as a kid) :D
Oh, I can't figure out how they managed to destroy classic icons like Mustang and Charger like that in the 80s...
Great lens!
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I actually owned a Yugo for a short time. I planned to race it in a YugoCup - cheap beginners cup. I had change my plans when I took the carpeting out of the car. There was nothing under it :D
Loved the barbie jeep video..
When will the 2013 Barbie Jeep Wrangler be available :) ha...ha...ha!
ha! i love this lens.
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@WordChipper: Those 2 cars are both from the 70's. Be on the lookout for my next ugly car lens Ugly Cars of the 70's for those gems. They didn't get left out. The Gremlin was the car that actually sparked the idea for the Ugly Car lenses.
You missed the Ford Pinto and the AMC Gremlin!!
I never know this before, great lens btw
Beauty is most definitely in the eye of the beholder!
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Thanks for a ll the likes everyone. Tell a friend. Tell ten!! :)
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Thanks for stopping by wolvyz and kitty222. I had a friend in high school that had one of those Muscorts from the 80's. That thing was hideous. Again I don't know what Ford was thinking with that model.
Yeah not to pretty cars, but I don't have one so I would not mind owning one less ugly car.
Have to agree...Those were some ugly cars. Most of them weren't a surprise but surely the Mustang could have done better. Talk about your disappointment.
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@waxtrax: That video is fantastic. If you're a fan of Top Gear or not you will find this video funny. Cracked me up.
HA! What a great lens...I have another topic for you - Horribly designed cars, and it can start with this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliant_Robin
And for a great laugh, check Jeremy Clarkson showing just how horrible of a design this vehicle was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8
Enjoy!
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@Driven-By-Cars: Well a lot of hard work and elbow grease. I didn't think I would get taken by a by a bunch of nuns. God saw them. They'll get what's coming to them.
So your 1985 Cavalier really did run on the power of prayer!
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@anonymous: I know that cracked me up to.
Great lens and very ugly cars. Love how the Citation has a flat tire
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